Dear so called "autumn,"

Alright, I'm pretty tolerant, but come on- it is October 7, and it was 90 degrees today! That kind of lack of respect for the laws of nature might fly in Florida, but here in DC it is simply unacceptable. Instead of romantically chilly nights and crunchy orange leaves, I have a sunburn. Autumn is the best season and you are cheating me of it! So hurry up and cool down- I am more then ready for sexy sweaters, silky scarves and kicky boots.

Fuggin' Global Warming
Shameless