Dear Life:

I so don't heart you today. I'm currently wondering the following:

1. Why I didn't sell out and marry a rich dude and have nothing to do but work out and have sex w/ wrinkly balls

Actually, that's pretty much it. That would solve...well...ALL of my problems.

Hoping I value myself more than that,
b

PS Dear Integrity: Please don't let me start hanging out at lobbyist/politician hang outs. I'd kill myself if I went red just to get in the black.