Dear Old(er than me) Married Men in My Office,

Every time you say something cute about your kids/family I get all warm and fuzzy inside. The story about how you let Fluffy and Timmy sleep in your bed because your wife was in China and all three of you were lonely gives me hope that one day I will find a nice guy who will be like you and we will have some semblance of a normal life together. Please don't let me ever find out that you are cheating/divorced 5 times/just generally crazy or my hopes and dreams will be shattered.

Counting On You To Be My Moral Compass,
CF