Dear Wax Mistress,

Ok, ok, ok, I GET IT. You wish I had manbrows too. Let me remind you of something, I'm the paying customer here and your opinions are unwanted. Yes, I think Jennifer Connelly is sexy. Yes, I'm aware that I have the very same brow capability. But, no, I don't feel like growing them out so wax when I wax, dammit!

And your suggestions are not new, so when you say "If I don't tell you, who will?", you are wrong. Everytime I go to that place, your Russian colleagues try to convince me to let them thicken to the point of whoolly worms as well. If that's what I wanted, I would tell you. I don't care if you think it looks trampy. I got tweeze happy around sophomore year of high school and haven't been able to stop since.

I wish to look like a vibrant young woman, not Bela Karolyi.

Get Off Me And My Non-Shman Brows,
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