Dear Self,

Is it or is it not slightly unnerving that you held the thought that Pink's "U + Ur Hand" is a direct response to T-Pain's "Buy U a Drank?" It was enough to get you through the drive from Elon to Fuquay but do you know what's worse? A song popped into your head that wasn't being played on XM Radio- Mandy Moore's "Extraordinary." Seriously, Self, are you unraveling? Telling me I need a girlfriend? Get a haircut? What? Really. This kind of epiphany is enough to send my car careening into a burning pile of trash and hobos, then over a cliff into more garbage.

Sincerely,
Your logical self that enjoys his reputation.

P.S. Imagination, you're CC'd to this letter. Don't think you're off the hook.
P.P.S. A, please don't out me.