Dear Soon-to-be-ex-wife:

How is it possible that I can do everything in my power to make you comfortable in the time to come, yet you're still a complete and total ass. I understand you're hurting, we're both hurting, but come ON. Sack up already and deal please. Oh, and posting your little rants raves and complete lies about me on TheNest really isn't helping any - you're looking for pity, it's clear, and unfortunately you're getting it. But if you sit there and disrespect my daughter one more goddamn time I swear I'm going to get you banned from there. Maybe you should tell them how while you're talking out one side of your mouth saying I'm not hanging around with you or talking to you that the other side of your mouth is (was) telling me that you didn't want to watch a movie with me or something because you wanted to CHECK YOUR POSTS ON THE FUGGIN NEST!!!!!

You suck - but not in the good way. Took all this time for me to realize that I made an enormous mistake in walking down the aisle with you - not only are you not my friend, I've come to understand why my friends gave me such a jacked up look when they met you - pretty much asking how the hell you landed me in the first place. I'm no ten, but at least I'm not in the friggin negatives…

See you in court.
J