Dear Tuna Can,
fuck you, man. fuck you. I'm starving. I decide tuna and crackers is a fantastic idea. my heart is set on it for the five whole seconds before I realized that I can't open you. I have no can opener. so damn you for putting up my hopes. making me think I was going to eat something wholesome and delicious. but NOOOO. peanut butter and jelly. again.
my stomach is hating me,
ML
1 comment:
Its like when i lived on Meyran and we had that fantastically awful can opener which was basically just for decoration. Like fake fruit.
<3
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