Dear Class Full Of 35 People I Know Well,

Thanks for ALL coming up to me after class to inform me that my professor noticed I never came back after the break. Thanks to all of you who called me out. You know what, sometimes grad school is hard. Sometimes you write a 6 page paper, think you do it right, then find out all the overachievers in the class's products range from 15-24 pages. Sue me for freaking out, leaving(let's face it, class was over at that point anyway) and going to work on more work in the library for my next class.

I understand that my character might be fairly conspicuous considering I am constantly dropping my phone, hiccuping, and making commentary that I meant to be serious but people just end up laughing at, but I thought I might be able to get away with this considering the class is pretty giant.

For the record, I have NEVER missed a class in grad school until today. Not once. So there.

Gah, I can't get away with anything with you people..

I Always In Trouble Man,
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