Dear BF's daughter aka my "God daughter" (what's the correct term for this?),

You are still cute, even though you had your back turned to the audience for the entire time you were onstage for my fashion show.

I am almost positive that even amidst the impending doom of your retarded a** birth mother, you are destined to be the next Tyra Banks. :)

Lub you lil mama,
TR