Dear Boyfriend's ex-gf,

You may enjoy writing all over his facebook wall and trying to make me feel all insecure but today you have slipped up! You wrote:

"you went to the british museum??? what the hell has happened to you?!? i tried so hard to get you away from that damn computer and to something slightly more cultural."

What happened to him? Me. Clearly the more superior of girlfriends; the one he loves enough to spend an afternoon looking at Greek statues. It's a small victory, but I will take it.

Triumphant,
Shameless

PS: Dear completely irrational jealousy,

Please die.

1 comment:

massie said...

what a biotch