Dear girl whose job keeps you on the road so I never get to see you:

I have no idea how you got your work to buy me a plane ticket to Chicago for the weekend. 'Course, I don’t care. The only thing sexier than a bunny willing to pay to have you come see her is a bunny who gets her WORK to fly you in. You made my week.

The other hotel guests are going to HATE you by Monday…that's a promise.

Determined to earn my frequent flier miles,


Anonymous said...

wow, that is majorly PIMPISH.

i must ask if:
a) she has a brother
b) her job is hiring.

either one is good really.


Anonymous said...

oh yeah, and make sure to post the excuse she used to get her job to fly you in because I think that is really what we all want to know. :)