Dear People.com,

I highly resent the following: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20191875,00.html

Just because a girl in her early-to-mid-20s can eat an entire brisket sandwich and french fries at lunch, and then has dinner later that night, does NOT mean she's eating for two! By that standard, I'd be about two years pregnant. Also? Food is delicious, so it's okay to eat "with gusto". You all but called Ashlee Simpson a fatty, and frankly, my size-four self is grievously offended.

Extending you the double-bird,
R