Dear Life,

There are undoubtedly many things that I am never going to understand. I'm not saying that I need to understand the meaning of You (although that would be nice). However, how the hell are there people walking around campus...walking around from A to B...while reading books? Are they really THAT busy that they can't sit down? I'm also going to assume that they are the same people who inexplicably are unable to cross the street in crosswalks and feel the need to just dart out in front of my car whenever they feel like it (usually at twilight while wearing all black) without checking for traffic and then proceed to give me, the driver in a hurry, a dirty look and the finger.

But the multitasking thing...I just don't get it. I can barely read a magazine on the elliptical and people are walking around reading their physics textbooks on the way to who knows where. Oh, and the other day, I saw some chick highlighting a journal article while she was running on the treadmill. Actually running. I'm not hating on this one...I'm seriously just amazed at some people's coordination. Yesterday I walked into my door because I tried to open it before I turned the knob. Amazing.


I'm awesome,
gg

P.S. Can you tell I'm in finals and therefore procrastinating?