Dear Coworkers,

STOP telling me I look tired. I know it is code for "you look like shit."

Mornings are hard, get off me,


Anonymous said...

hey man, being a morning person is for losers.


cj said...

I'm a wait tables at a high-end brunch place. I wait on chipper "i want my damned waffled french toast right now or i WILL skullfuck you" morning people. At 7 am. Fuck morning people.

tyler said...

The only thing I like about the morning is morning sex.

And bacon.

Shameless said...

Well said Tyler. We might be soulmates.