Meditations that would otherwise go unheard.
hey man, being a morning person is for losers.-ML
I'm a wait tables at a high-end brunch place. I wait on chipper "i want my damned waffled french toast right now or i WILL skullfuck you" morning people. At 7 am. Fuck morning people.
The only thing I like about the morning is morning sex. And bacon.
Well said Tyler. We might be soulmates.
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