Dear man who inappropriately touched me at lunch yesterday,
If you think you can just violate girls standing in line to get food then you're wrong! I thought it was my friend touching me at first.. but when I realized it was you and I freaked. I should have said something bitchy or hit you or something. Too bad I was too shocked by the fact that sketch people like you exist. Get off me! If I ever see you again I'll touch you back.. with my foot in your sac you sick fucker!
PS- It's coincidental that I'm listening to "Touch My Body" by MC right now..