Dear Final Paper,
I just want to be done with youuuuuuuuu. Sure I procrastinated for 4 days past your official due date, but I've been busting my ass these past few days on you.
You're not finished. I don't give a fuck. I don't want to proofread you. I'm so over you.
Also, I'm over grad school....too bad I was supposed to graduate this month, but can't because I haven't STARTED my thesis.