Dear Male Figure Skaters,

Your obvious flaming homosexualness did not deter me from checking you out so hard that I crashed headfirst into innocent passerby. For reasons unknown to me, your prancing and ice dancing was irresistable. Is it possible to have a "gay man fetish?"

Probably need counseling,

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

it's okay to like athletic men in tight pants. even if the tight pants have flare.