Dear Local News,

Why do I feel compelled to read you every couple of weeks?
Oh yeah, probably to be reminded that there are people like this in the world, and that they are breeding:

Hoping I don't get my ass capped by a 4 year old,


Anonymous said...

yeah man ... local news anywhere can be the most depressing thing ever.


Anonymous said...


hey, oh, i know! how about arguing over which preschool the little bastard will be enrolled. Or maybe whose parents he will spend Xmas with, you retards.

people are so dumb sometimes/most of the time...