Dear Self,

Last week, when you were excited about your Dad and Stepmom coming to visit, you conveniently forgot that your parents are 1) incredibly high maintenance and 2) inexplicably insane.

When you decided to go away with them for an entire weekend, you forgot that they drive you completely nuts.

When you agreed to this dinner on Friday, you forgot that you would be introducing your reserved British boyfriend to two of the most unpredictable strange people you know. Who also happen to be related to you. In case he didn't think you were odd enough already.

Here's hoping we all just get drunk,
Shameless