Dear Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness(DOMS),

I'm anticipating the devastating effects you will have on my body which will come to a zenith in the next 48 hours. Considering the fact that my ankles already ache, my calves are cramping, my thighs feel like they've been punched 80 times, my hips are killing me, and my ass is searing, I'm thinking this is going to bad.

Dying after 13.1,
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