Dear leg and other unwanted body hair,

I take a blade to you and savagely decapitate you all the time. Occasionally, I even douse you with molten hot wax and rip you from your very being. Yet you still come back. Even though I am a million times larger and stronger than you, I secretly feel as though I'm loosing this war. Please don't tell.

Can't we go our separate ways,

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