Dear Hair,

Consider this your last warning to get your shit together and act right. I realize that you think that heat plus humidity gives you a reason to frizz out, but really.... don't you think thats a bit immature and overdramatic?? You're like one of those bratty kids that is just awful on most days (especially important ones), and then you pretend to be an angel and are perfect on the most random, unnecessary days. While I understand that this is a game for you, I'm the head bitch on which you are growing, and you should consider this game over. I will totally pull a Britney Spears on each and every one of you. Don't test me.

I'm pulling the plug,

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