Dear Hot Guy at Gold's,

Thank you for letting me eye-fuck you every Tuesday for the last 7 months. If it wasn't for you and your hot ass, I would weigh a lot more right now. Also, thanks for coming to the gym at the same exact time every week.......it makes it that much easier to stalk you. Keep up the good work!

-Debbie

P.S. was it as good for you as it was for me?