Dear "Clem",

I denied you several weeks ago when you requested to be my friend on myspace. I'm glad you have taken it upon yourself to reach out the olive branch and extend another request. I'll have you know that I have spent many sleepless nights agonizing over my choice to reject you. This time I won't let you go.

SIKE. DENIED.

A

P.S. I'm sure that the cheerleading outfit I'm wearing in my picture has nothing to do with your interest in me. You probably think I have an interesting personality and are merely looking for someone to online chat with about current affairs.