Dear sexual frustration,

Why do you torture me the way you do? Lately, the erotic tension has become overwhelming and unbearable, affecting every aspect of my mental and physical capabilities. It really doesn’t help when your so called friends wish to discuss their recent rolls in the sack either. For once, I want the hot story. I want the orgasmic action. So until you decide to flee my very yearning being, leave me alone.

Rough and Ready,

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