Dear drum playing jerk in the apartment above mine,
I realize that it may be your dream to become famous and that is why you insist on pounding away on those drums for hours every day. Let me take a moment to shatter that dream, because all these hours of practice aren't helping. And may I suggest something? If you insist on continuing, find some other place for band practice, because you make me (and my cat) insane during these long afternoon hours usually reserved for my nap. Plus, you're giving me a headache.
Find a new career goal,