Dear One of the Owners of Blue Bar,

Thank you for refering to me as "baby", as if I was yours every time you gave me another Miller Lite. Under normal circumstances, I would be slightly creeped out because of the way you were saying it and the bedroom eyes you were giving me, but I found it endearing considering no one has called me their baby in quite some time. I am concerned that it actually slightly turned me on.

Standards Lowered,
Adrienne