Dear Guy at the Gym in "Heart of Dallas" Tee,

I would appreciate it if you could make it a little less obvious that you are blatantly staring at my vajin(i with an accent) while I do crunches and bench press. I'm sure you are enjoying fantasizing about penetrating me while lifting those heavy weights with your big strong muscles, but don't let your elevated testosterone level fool you into thinking that might ever actually happen. I used to be a cheerleader, so I am very comfortable with people staring at my crotch, but come on, try to be at least a teensy bit more discreet next time. thanks.

A