dear future employers,

i'm giving you permission to overlook any blemishes on my record, including simple assault. don't let this stop you from hiring your new favorite! just because i made someone bleed and was put behind bars shouldn't disqualify me from joining your team. in fact it should increase your desire for me! i don't take shit from nobody bitches!

Hire Me SOON!

Anna Badass Shaver

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