Dear Scarlett Johansson in the "What Goes Around Comes Around" Video,

I think your nonchalant, "don't give a damn" attitude is extremely sexy. You are a total sexbomb and it is no wonder Justin picked you for his video. I think my favorite part is when you tell him you are bored with his conversation. I feel that way many-a-time and good for you for expressing yourself. However, I am very disappointed that it turns out that your character is just a cheating slut. You had me captivated until you acted like a truly heartless bitch and jumped his friend. Moral of the story: Don't be a slut, or you die.

What goes around comes around, bitch,
Adrienne