Dear Males,

Remember the good-ole-days when testosterone ruled your very being? Yeah, wtf happened? You all have turned in the blubbering messes. Can't I please find a guy who hasn't suppressed his emotions so much, that when he finally lets them out, he isn't a huge mess?! I, for one, love testosterone and its effect on men. I'm not a lez, so don't make me feel like one. If I wanted to wear the pants, I would castrate you and then take over so there was no mistake about my decision and intention. I heart the 'bad boys' simply for their testosterone and tendency to manhandle. Pussy just isn't appealing.

Get your shit together,
Crystal