Dear Walgreen's Manager,

I appreciate your helpfulness in the cotton ball section today. As you were describing the benefits of organic cotton rounds, I found myself looking for the Used Car section of your superstore. I can't help but wonder if your sales skills could be better utilized in another setting. While no other store manager has taken the time to offer an in depth analysis of cotton balls, I think maybe you care too much. Please take this friendly suggestion under advisement.

a new cotton round convert,

P.S Could it be that you really wanted to ask me out? If so please take the phone number off my supersaver application and call me. I have always wanted a man with knowledge in the cotton industry.

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