Dear MTV's The Hills,

Thank you for providing me with so much early 20's angst every Monday evening. You make me pine for Heidi's hair, swear off men that look like squirrels, and make me wish Jen would go back to her trailer home we all know she owns. Thank you for making me realize how uneventful my life is, and how much I live through the lives of my favorite C-list celebrities. If you don't make a 3rd season, I'll become a VH1 groupie.

Looking forward to next week,
Jackie "I'm obsessed with pseudo-reality TV" Milazzo