Dear Annoying Co-Worker ("I Can't Take This"),
Please don't rub in my face the fact that you are going to see the Spice Girls World Tour tonight, for the following reasons:
1) I know you have a 14 yr old daughter but still, knowing you, I'm gonna go with...creeeeeeepy.
2) I am really jealous.
Dying to See Little Cruz's Breakdancing SkillZ,