Dear Frat,

Ok, I realize that joining the music fraternity on campus wasn't exactly going to give me a direct route into the popular crowd; but when we spent the majority of our Saturday night watching opera diva's sing, discussing proper vibrato, and then get into a heated discussion about which was happier major seconds or major thirds (I voted for major thirds). It made me seriously question my entire existence. Seriously guys? You/We are lame.

I love you bitches,
Kevie