Dear Dear Life Valentines Cynics:

We "not lookworthies" still heart you
Just because you're SO hot
Yeah...you're smart and nice and funny too
but we only care about the hot

And the fact that you're all psycho
That's hot too

So if your valentine sucked
Because your boo didn't woo
Just know
We would die to let you wreck us with your insane mixed-message unhealthy angry manipulation

Cept we'll want to partake of that hotness...Duh

Always up for being your post-valentines revenge victim

-T