Dear Sara Blakely,

Sex me up at work why don't you! I was skeptical of your product Spanx as your business story said you cut off the bottom of some nylons and Spanx was born. I'm typically a Target or Old Navy tights gal so 30 dollars for your 'Two-Timin' Tights seemed a little pricey. But when I came to work in a regular work outfit today and 5 colleagues independently said "you look really skinny today," "I would kill for your long legs," "your butt looks good in that skirt," I'm now a Spanx convert!

Thanks again for making my ass look super hot.

XOXO,
Buddha

P.S. to Office Colleagues: Ladies, you are bordering on sexual harassment and I don't have to take it!