Dear My Cat,

You are super cute. Especially when you are waiting in the window for
me to get home, and when i am looking for my keys at the door, you
jump down and greet me as i walk in.

BUT.

This morning when you decided to VOMIT from the top of the coffee
table to the floor? Yeah, that was kind of annoying. You don't need an
aerial perspective, you just do it. Preferably in a neat, tiny pile.
For easy cleanup.

Glad it wasn't on any of my possessions, like my bag-
cj

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