Dear Tyler,

I know I don't really know you, and I don't people probably don't consider me a "Dear Lifer" but I thought I'd let you know that I totally empathize with you. I was carrying my TV and it totally cut my wrist vertically. I looked like a failed suicide. The resulting scar is totally sweet.

Kevie

PS. I hope that you got to go to the doctor for that... and that they said everything was ok.