i didn't really want to go to you ANYWAYS.
gainesville is a concrete-y shithole of a town where there are only two types of people (type a wears jorts, roams the city shoeless, and has significantly less than a full set of teeth; type b is a cocky asshole bastard majoring in Biochemistry with a minor in Making Other People Feel Insignificant) and that always reeks of mushrooms.
but i would have liked it if you accepted me anyways.
because the fact that you accepted the stupidest girl that i have ever met and rejected ME, a shining beacon of fluid intelligence, in the snootiest letter i have ever read, makes me want to punch you in the face.
SHE GOT 2 D'S LAST YEAR.
and probably doesn't even know what the SAT is.
so i just want to know, what was wrong with my 1380 and my 3.67 unweighted gpa??
therefore, UF, please suck my dick as soon as possible....
because it will NOT be coming (heh) to you as a member (heh) of the oh-so-prestigious Class of 2012.
i'm not bitter OR jealous,