Dear Old Man Running And Singing Jim Morrison At The Top of His Lungs This Morning,
You are effin' hilarious running downtown in the middle of the morning commuter rush, looking all Richard Simmons-esque, toting a WALKMAN of all things, and bellowing "Touch me" by The Doors. Where did you come from,1969??!!?! For a second I really thought everyone around you would start dancing and singing as you passed, and together we would turn the Golden Triangle into a free-lovin' hippie music fest. Sigh...
Hey! It Could Happen,