Dear Roomates,

Can we PLEASE get a pet sea lion? They are so adorable and (according to the documentary on tv) super smart! Did you know that they can tell the difference between numbers and letters? Amazing! She could live in our bathtub and do tricks at parties and as a bonus, defend our home from intruders (would you want to run into an angry sea lion on the middle of the night? I wouldn't).

Any lame-o could get a cat, or a hamster. Let's be different! Or if we can't have a sea lion, maybe an otter?

Aquatic mammals are the best,
Shameless

2 comments:

ML said...

if I were your roommate, I would be on board 100%.

Anonymous said...

i'd sing 'sea lion woooomannnnn' all the time if i lived with you.