Dear Bf,

Does anything ever set you off, other than me? I am really trying to figure this out because I am really under the assumption that if your ex-girlfriend set your house on fire, you would not be the slightest bit mad at her, but more mad at me for pointing out that you should be mad at her. I am not sure, but this does not sound like a healthy relationship to me.

Let's go get a bottle of Patron tequila and talk it all out.

Still studying the male race as a form of virus or a tumor (it's not a tumor!)
TR