My Dearest Working From Home:
I love you. You are the most amazing thing to ever happen to me. It's like we're an old married couple. I don't have to shave, shower, or dress for you. I wore my flannel reindeer jammies all day long and didn't have to manuever the 4-inch thick sheet of ice my poor puppy almost wiped out on when I let him out. I got to watch Scrubs while I waited for something to do, all cozy on my couch w/ my blankie and hot chocolate. Working From Home, let's never part.
If I believed in Valentine's Day, I'd send you a batrillion roses and all the candy hearts in the world,