Dear campus health clinic,

When I say I haven’t had sex in eight months, there’s really no reason to ask, “Well, have you been using contraception?”

I understand it’s hard for you to grasp that there are diagnoses in the world other than “preggers,” “stoned”, and “hungover," but do you realize you just made me take a pregnancy test to rule out the possibility of Immaculate Conception?

Not the type to brag about a dry spell,
Eloise

1 comment:

CF said...

Dear Eloise,

WAH that happened to me too! I broke my toe and in order to get an x-ray they made me take a pregnancy test. I was in the middle of...well, we'll just call it a VERY LONG dry spell. Talk about demoralizing.

I Feel Your Pain,
CF