Dear Mom,

I went to college 8 hours away from home.. and now I'm kind of glad. Because now it seems when I live 3 hours away, you visit all the damn time. It's not that I don't like you but.... its getting a bit excessive. And my boyfriend is kinda sick of you too. Can't you visit like... once every 3 months just to buy me things and take me out to dinner??

I'm fine.
Get off me,
~LaDiva~