Dear Body,

This recent weight gain has not been appreciated. Adding my old dress size and old pants size equals my current size, which does not look exactly right on my five foot frame. Though you've been very sneaky about your addition of fat to my not-even-on-the-petite-chart self, (I definitely appreciate the boob augmentation, no need for lipo now), I'm still uncertain if this new me is healthy or not.

Get ready, Body, for me to work out and get back to a size that's not double what I used to be. Fat, you are going away if I die trying.

Still- Hoping the Boobs Don't Disappear As Well,
Ace