Dear Allie From "Newport Harbor" Aka The New Laguna,

Can I just say how incredibly impressed I was by your behavior last night on my television screen? Seriously, you are my new idol. For once, you rich bitches are NOT trying to steal each other's boyfriends and be evil, conniving little back-stabbers. How amazing and classy of you to think of someone other than yourself and refuse Chase's advances while he has a girlfriend. You clearly have feelings for this boy, yet you are so confident you don't need to give in to his flirting. Why? Because you put yourself in his current boo's shoes and are too nice of a person to do that to someone else. Can EVERY laguna/newport/teen girl/20 something girl be more like you?

Way to put a halt to the petty drama...even if it was a for a fleeting second...and totally scripted.

Love Ya, Bitch,
A