Dear Monster Truck with the Big Ass Tires,

I know that it was raining today....the road was wet. I also understand your "need for speed" going down Highway 52. Nothing says "Man, I'm a beast!" like barrelling down the road on a drenching afternoon at rush hour. I would like to express that your fucking huge ass tires are not needed. You too can hydroplane then take out more people with your gas guzzeling trailer on wheels. Also, when you pass by you spray the rest of us with road water.....it's raining...we don't need to get anymore wet. As for your truck....let's keep it at the Truck Rally and not in Rural Hall.

Stay Dry,

B-