Dear Mom,

You are busting my fucking balls. Lay off me, I did need those fabulous grey platform booties and no, I will not be paying you any money for rent. What a crock of shit. I am not 10 years old and contrary to popular belief, do know how to budget my money. $100 for shoes, Zero dollars for you. See how that works? Thank God I am getting out of this hell hole soon.

Counting down the days,

G